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Нашла ссылку, где можно поговорить с богом)))) Вот ссылка и мой разговор...
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Popka durak
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Popka durak.
Me:
Are you terrorist?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am terrorist.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Oh......where are you from? I think you are from zadnitsa
God:
Mmm. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? You think I am from zadnitsa.
Me:
Yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
I am in Russia
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Russia.
Me:
Hm.....just live...
God:
Blimey. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Ti mudak?
God:
" If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?"? Ti mudak?
Me:
Stupid question
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Ti zaebal!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I said that you are mudak
God:
What did you mean by it? Interesting observation.
Me:
It's russian word
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
YES!!
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
FULL!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
Endlish, french, russian....
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in Endlish french russian?
Me:
In Russian word "cat" means "der'mo"
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Because you are an idiot
God:
Good reason. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
FUCK OFF!
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
NO
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
We allways are rude!
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No....HUMANS
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. That's funny.
Me:
FUCK OFF!!!!!
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
NO!
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
=)
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
=((((
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Popka durak
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Popka durak.
Me:
Are you terrorist?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am terrorist.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Oh......where are you from? I think you are from zadnitsa
God:
Mmm. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? You think I am from zadnitsa.
Me:
Yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
I am in Russia
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Russia.
Me:
Hm.....just live...
God:
Blimey. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Ti mudak?
God:
" If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?"? Ti mudak?
Me:
Stupid question
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Ti zaebal!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I said that you are mudak
God:
What did you mean by it? Interesting observation.
Me:
It's russian word
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
YES!!
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
FULL!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
Endlish, french, russian....
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in Endlish french russian?
Me:
In Russian word "cat" means "der'mo"
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Because you are an idiot
God:
Good reason. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
FUCK OFF!
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
NO
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
We allways are rude!
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No....HUMANS
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. That's funny.
Me:
FUCK OFF!!!!!
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
NO!
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
=)
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
=((((
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.