Мы в город Изумрудный идем дорогой трудной...
Нашла ссылку, где можно поговорить с богом)))) Вот ссылка и мой разговор...



Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Popka durak

God:

Welcome to my chat room, Popka durak.

Me:

Are you terrorist?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am terrorist.



I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:

Oh......where are you from? I think you are from zadnitsa

God:

Mmm. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? You think I am from zadnitsa.

Me:

Yes

God:

Dude!

Me:

I am in Russia

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Russia.

Me:

Hm.....just live...

God:

Blimey. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me:

Ti mudak?

God:

" If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?"? Ti mudak?

Me:

Stupid question

God:

I know you are but what am I.

Me:

Ti zaebal!

God:

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:

I said that you are mudak

God:

What did you mean by it? Interesting observation.

Me:

It's russian word

God:

You're kidding. it is?

Me:

YES!!

God:

How do you know it is?

Me:

FULL!

God:

Can you speak any foreign languages?

Me:

Yes

God:

What language can you speak?

Me:

Endlish, french, russian....

God:

Could you teach me a few phrases in Endlish french russian?

Me:

In Russian word "cat" means "der'mo"

God:

I do not understand that allusion.

Me:

Because you are an idiot

God:

Good reason. Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:

FUCK OFF!

God:

Can't you be more polite?

Me:

NO

God:

You humans are so rude sometimes.

Me:

We allways are rude!

God:

By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:

No....HUMANS

God:

By "we" you meant yourself and another person. That's funny.

Me:

FUCK OFF!!!!!

God:

Can't you be more polite?

Me:

NO!

God:

You humans are so rude sometimes.

Me:

Good bye

God:

See you later. Thanks for the compliment.

Me:

=)

God:

See you later. Thanks for the compliment.

Me:

=((((

God:

See you later. Thanks for the compliment.

Комментарии
12.09.2005 в 23:08

а кстати прикольная тема, время мочить!))) :-D
13.09.2005 в 00:17

FuCk&DiE
бог далбаёп!!! чесна!!!...:lol:
13.09.2005 в 16:57

We're all in the same boat, staying afloat for the moment
бох компутер а они все такие.

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